Let’s Eat Chinese

Last week my buddy Dean and I have lunch at a Chinese place. It’s pretty busy and a lone waitress is the only one serving the 10 tables.

Here’s what happened about 10 minutes after she serves our food.

The waitress buzzes out from the kitchen, “How are you guys doing?”
“Not good,” I replied.
“Oh?”, she asks with her eyebrows raised and slightly tilting her head.
“No. The food is good. It’s me.”
“Why, what’s wrong?” She asked concerned.
I deadpan a response pointing to my behind, slowly shaking my head. “It’s my Prostate.”
“Ah …” The waitress stared.
After an uncomfortable silence I┬áreplied, “Just kidding,”
“Thank God!” She gasped. “You almost gave me a heart attack.”

Here is a Vine I did from the lunch.

Why You Almost Never Read This

I just wanted to have somewhere to write and post my videos.

A place that wouldn’t shut down one day without warning and take all my work with them.

Some place where I was in control. Ha ha. (Are we ever in control?)

The thought of having to configure a brand new website has kept me from “starting” for months.

I remember wanting to scream when pictures wouldn’t line up or when mysterious spaces would appear on the other WordPress sites I worked on in the past. Here’s why:

“Technical issues I can’t control make me want to jab a pencil into my leg.”

Even as I write this my site here is in a very basic state.

But guess what? I don’t care.

In the meantime, I am going to have some fun by writing and posting some of my videos and who knows what else.

Now, on with the show.

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